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15-Year-Old African Kid Tells Madonna To Go ‘Have Sex’ with Herself

almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

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vanillish:

cute boy: *drops something*

me: i’ll get that for you

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coolboyclub:

Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.

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Birthdays are so annoying

dimexvive:

granosdegranada:

El Águila CiegaDaniel LezamaArte Mexicano

Hard.

thugprincesa:

I don’t give a fuck about cis white girls who don’t shave their armpits I’m here for black/latinx girls with dark coarse peach fuzz on they upper lip IM here for trans girls who don’t shave their beards and legs IM HERE FOR woc with back hair, side burns and face fuzz
As long as me and my sisters keep getting called gorillas for being brown and black and hairy I can’t be here for cis white girls with a strip of hair on their armpits

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awwww-cute:

A baby elephant tries to fit

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

*MEZCAL cause we Mexican up in this bitch

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Obio que el pan! 😏😜

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sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

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