- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
I just want to travel the world, watch football and get paid to run a blog about it…
You mean you want to live the life of Al-Jazeera commentators. They earn 7 figures a year, watch all the games, meet all the players,give their opinions, and do nothing else.